Over 99687

Lies Demotivational Poster


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am
what a good ph**o!

THAT LAST FART - Well, I think you get the idea...

TAGS: fart gross flies
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Me

vihtori - July 1, 2010, 7:16 pm
awww man that is RANK how is that even real? 5 lions

COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.

TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Shadows81

Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm
5L for the truth factor



TAGS: lies truth belief
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Sho

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:24 pm
So true, yet so few have the guts to admit it... 5L
Sho - June 12, 2012, 9:13 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
This is really good Sho. Cool image, great title and caption.

JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.

TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am
=)) so d*** funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!

IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!

I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...

TAGS: lies upset believe
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:14 am
don't worry Rick, isn't my picture and your poster isn't a imitation.
CloudchaserS - January 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of 141798
rerun - January 21, 2012, 7:48 pm

not to worry, some pics here have been used several times.
Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ah... Oops! Didn't know pic was already tagged with a good caption... Well, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" :)
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:55 pm
nice... a bit complicated version here 140388

WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power


TAGS: cheating affair relationship lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:40 am
and you smell of deceit, and b*** lube....5L


TAGS: bullies
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:24 am
AHAHA! Im gonna watch billy madison when I get home... age old classic!
rerun - May 17, 2011, 7:33 pm

Dr. Pepper on my screen. Thanks Airman

DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!

TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both ***es
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...

TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


TAGS: real eyes realize real lies
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm

EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness

TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to t****-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...


TAGS: clowns pies lies and seltzer
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:40 pm
You're grasping at straws...Wags has no wits!
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:37 pm
Wags: "Oh, hey Sean what's going on? OWWWWWWW let go of my wits!!!!"
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:31 pm
Sean don't you worry, this wags clown wouldn't know funny if it walked up and bit him in the wits!
BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:27 pm
with a touch of sarcasm...and you nailed it my friend!
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:25 pm
I was going for hypocricy. Pretty sure I nailed it, too.
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:23 pm
Who the hell's trying to be pc?
MeanGene - June 30, 2009, 5:06 am
Wag of the finger: distasteful. you've done very poorly at trying to be p.c. lacks funny and wits
Sean - April 11, 2009, 8:24 pm
Thanks, agdaniele, and for the sake of what I call "the figs" I hope it's a wide fence.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
Very well done. You're definitely riding the good-taste fence on a unicycle!


TAGS: everybody lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by mariand

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 6:05 pm
Scarface...Good Times


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons


IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.

TAGS: wishes b***erflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!

ALIEN ABDUCTION! - For when, "I got hammered on moonshine and passed out," just isn't a good-enough excuse.


BULLIES - Some are born that way.


TAGS: bad dog lies humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 5:21 pm

I love both species; I really do. I just made the considered decision on the demise of our last cat that I was through scooping cat boxes. FOREVER. We have two 'children' dogs~~and yes~~one of them did poop in the hall and eat a hole in my carpet. & lives
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 4:53 pm
*Not you? I wish I could delete my comment.
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 4:53 pm
No you?
GaryO - September 9, 2013, 8:25 am
Heh, cats…..so maligned…so deservedly maligned. Good doggy. Who’s good boy.


TAGS: hurricane supplies
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - October 29, 2012, 7:06 pm
HAHA! That was a good laugh. 5 raised glasses.
ughomer - October 29, 2012, 6:17 pm
Good timing ~ 5L


TAGS: truth harsh cheater lies wsc
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by WereSteaminCleveland

spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
Nice one, Cleveland.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
Post to Moti-twist also
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
mariand - August 5, 2011, 6:09 pm
I think is very true!
WereSteaminCleveland - August 5, 2011, 5:53 pm
Thanks, the first lines just something ive always said!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 5:47 pm



ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...

TAGS: ice fishing deadliest catch crabs
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by whatukno

whatukno - July 29, 2010, 12:37 am
Thank you, thank you very much :)
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:06 pm
Nice one. 5L

TORQUE - It comes in small packages

TAGS: dragrace wheelies gremlin auto car
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sundog

Swampfox - October 20, 2012, 3:00 am
There was a street legal version of that where I grew up. Driver was in the back seat.

PUT ME DOWN ! - Bullies they come in all shapes and seizes !

TAGS: bullies africa elephants lizzard funny
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by MFS

jinks - July 15, 2010, 6:50 am
If the lizard tail was shorter. You could pretend it was a tortoise.

ALLIES - The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your allies - Murphy War Law


TAGS: truth lies sadness self destructive blues
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Rick69 - April 12, 2015, 11:04 am
Made me look up "veracity"... Not even mad. Great composition.
mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:55 am
Excellent choice of ph**o! Truth well told! Going on the wall! 5L
Reality Lord - March 23, 2015, 6:33 am

WOW! i think you just raised the bar...a mile.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:16 pm
Gonna hafta start callin' you Oldsob if you keep this up
lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 7:38 pm


phobias -

Yours, Mine & Ours -

TAGS: truth lies riot anarchy ferguson
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 24, 2014, 10:23 pm
LoL :)
GaryO - August 24, 2014, 8:23 pm
Not sure why, but I just got a hankerin’ fer gingerbread.

WHENEVER YOU NEED ME - I'll be busy at work

TAGS: men man troubles lies love
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Meezinha

Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:25 am
The reverse of this would be, whenever I need her, she'll decide that she needs me more. Therefore, anything I want is selfish.
Derek - January 22, 2010, 1:45 am
Edvard Munch?


the inside -

Loopholes -

TAGS: siblings fights bullies exceptions
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:52 pm
Well an understanding thank you from an oldest sister.
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:59 pm
My younger sister never understood it was just the natural law of first born, first dibs. 5 big brotherly Ls.

East Is The New West -

T•R•U•T•H - The worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth

TAGS: lying lies truth
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by merlehoffa

EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 5:21 pm
Perhaps past experience suggested it was the wiser course.
merlehoffa - January 8, 2013, 12:34 am
Thank you!
TheSanityInspector - January 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:16 am
Nicely done 5L.

Back to School -

AIRMAN - I had to stop driving my car for a while the tires got dizzy.


FAMOUS - It doesn't equal pretty!

TAGS: ugliest famous chick that people inexplicably think is h**
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Me_ - November 30, 2009, 4:29 pm
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 9:43 am
"Neigh!!" 5 wins by a nose
Cloudchaser - November 29, 2009, 8:11 am
By what definition is she ugly? Difficulty, nothing opinion based or otherwise arbitrary.
Arkot - November 29, 2009, 7:12 am
in the words of Jeremy Clarkson "She looks like a boiled horse"


TAGS: lies jobs
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by valkor

valkor - January 8, 2011, 9:14 pm
I didn't think this was my funniest submission but it is the first one I got approved.
deerbag - January 8, 2011, 7:17 am
great ph**o
Claire - January 8, 2011, 12:59 am
Funny. Could be better with a little more depth to it.

COWBOYS AND ALIENS - You have been watching too much Deadliest Warrior.

GREAT LIES - Our Weather Girl forecast 2-4 inches... Something tells me there will be no pleasing this woman.....

TAGS: snow lies winter
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by boatoaf

pzykosiz - February 27, 2011, 7:07 pm
too late, you won't be getting that back anytime soon
Hawamleh - February 26, 2011, 5:14 pm
leave now, before it sucks in your soul.
boatoaf - February 26, 2011, 2:40 pm
and thank you for your input!
steph1 - February 26, 2011, 2:14 pm
nice first poster - welcome to the crazy world

ARACHNOPHOBIA - Not just spiders, it applies to scorpions as well... Especially grey ones!

TAGS: not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:26 am
usually it cracks
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:23 am
Doesn't your mirror fog up then????
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:20 am
I've seen that face before....when I've walked out of the shower :) 5L
deadraisin - June 3, 2010, 7:16 am
You of course are forgetting the often overlooked third arachnoid. TERMITES! Ooh scarier still.

TIME'S FUNNY - When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and the next thing you're 50 and your childhood fits into a rusty little box

FLIES - If you ever wondered where they go during the Winter, they are on holiday.

WHAT!? -

TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm

they need Guiness for that

CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX - Only the Mainstream Media, extreme left and the scarecrow still support this scam. Sadly, they all suffer from the same condition.

TAGS: funny humor global warming lies oz
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - January 21, 2012, 2:53 am
Here's a good site for you to review. http://climatechangefacts.info/ v/r,
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 8:00 am
how do we explain to them that we couldve stopped all the bull**** from climate change, but we didnt? will they look at us the same way we saw the architects of the cold war? but the bombs never did drop. future generations may see us as worse...
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 7:57 am
2 of the factors are cosmic radiation, which affects cloud formation, and is out of our control. and carbon dioxide, which is something we CAN control. if we choose. if we do not, how can we explain to future generations that we LET it happen?
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 7:51 am
the fact that the sun has the largest effect is obvious. but the fluctuations in the output of the sun are not directly related to the temperatures on earth a comparison of solar output to temperature indicates that other factors are at play
WTFO - January 8, 2012, 11:26 pm
and we should be good stewards of the resources and respect nature. However, we shouldn't believe people who have hidden and distorted facts about the causes of a natural cycle for their own wealth and power.
WTFO - January 8, 2012, 11:23 pm
Not exactly. I think we should acknowledge that the sun has had the biggest impact on our environment throughout the existence of Earth and that the planet has always gone through warming and cooling cycles. People certainly have impact on the planet...
TerrorAustralis - January 5, 2012, 8:11 am
so basically, you're an advocate of "we're f***ed anyway, lets die having fun!" because if the sun is cooking us, we are completely and utterly f***ed. we need to build spaceships and leave if the sun is going bad on us. whos going to pay for the ships?
fred - December 5, 2009, 8:37 pm
We have still on a solar minimum. What retarded scam are you going to tell us about next? How we never went to the moon perhaps?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:05 am
The biggest factor appears to be that bright yellow thing in the sky during the days, not us. Our impact is much less significant than these scam artists would have you believe.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:03 am
some of the same "scientists" claimed we were heading for an Ice Age and we needed to take action to warm the globe. Then global warming, now climate change. Here's truth (from climatologists) the Earth's climate has always and will continue to change.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:02 am
Derek, political alarmists and scientists who invested in carbon credits don't have any integrity left on this topic. It's "settled science" that they cooked the books and suppressed conflicting info instead of incorporating it into the data. In the 70s
Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:44 pm
*territory whoops
Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:43 pm
personally, i enjoy global warming. Normally it has gotten to the "ITS f***ING COLD" terrotory up here. Tomorrow they say its going to be 60. Yay global warming keep up the good work
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:23 am
Would that condition be Rectal Hypoxia? 5 Gaseous Lions!
mejes - December 2, 2009, 2:15 am
See I liked Crichton's State of Fear, it does use science and explains all the so called specialists. Makes me sad though, I love science, I hate to see it bastardized just like religion was, by people who want power.
Derek - December 2, 2009, 2:11 am
Let's ignore the specialists. We know better because... because.. we're more comfortable burning the last of the oil and coal.

TWO-FLIES - Buttsecks!

JIM CARRY - possibly the craziest man on earth.... besides Charlie Sheen.

The Best Democracy Money Can Buy -

TAGS: democracy money greed america lies
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 1:03 am
:) :)
Reality Lord - March 25, 2014, 4:00 pm

excellent series.


TAGS: october calendar one is the loneliest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:04 am
Ain’t it the truth…then discovering the perforation on the back after slitting the wires on the headset with an exacto blade.
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:35 am
Those Packages Are Something Else I Don't Know How Many Times I Cut My Hands !

That's Classified -

nope... -

bird bullies -

disbelief -


TAGS: democracy bull lies cans hammy
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:23 pm
They censored swal*ow
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:22 pm
I only rattle when I s****** the can

A Little Piece Of Heaven -

TAGS: bacon heaven price lies
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:38 am
Maybe the decimal is in the wrong place...teehee
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 8:56 pm
I would riot if bacon was that expensive. That better not just be bacon but the best d*** bacon in the world!
MissPriss - June 21, 2013, 7:44 pm
Expensive for a pound of bacon...pretty reasonable for getting in on a ground level deal for heaven.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2013, 11:20 am

whoa...no ones says anything about the price of bacon?

Truth -


family secrets -

TAGS: family secrets lies
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - January 7, 2014, 12:12 am
Thanks for the chicks cynic! :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:48 pm
Awe man! Classic, CL! 5 chicks. Lol
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:43 pm
Got it, 'cept I thought only skeletons were kept in the closet? You're looking pretty plump there little!
chickenlittle - January 4, 2014, 8:35 pm
lol, I was afraid no one would get this but looks like at least one person did :)

Snore Stopper -

crows -

TAGS: as the crow flies
Rating: 4.73/5

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MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 10:02 pm
I like the Ph**o


TAGS: transparent lies pretence face time
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 4:59 pm
Thanks :) . . . I guess playing around with Paint gets cool things done! Anyways, if Mr M does change the background colour. . . well this poster is screwed!
forseti - February 18, 2012, 7:20 am
great idea, Rick! And Mr.M isn't allowed to change the site any more... ;)
GaryO - February 17, 2012, 4:43 pm
WOW Rick, that seem to go deeper than this ol’ shallow mind. I do know this, though; we are all natural born liars, to ourselves. Those lies are sometimes never transparent, however……. 5 for the composition

BUG ME VALENTINE - Generating even more bugs!

MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!

IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH - You will see that every victory turns into a defeat

TAGS: too high hopes are lies
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - June 6, 2011, 1:38 pm
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:34 pm

yup...n1 sho
crankyhead - June 5, 2011, 2:41 pm


Prince of Darkness -

L•Y•I•N•G - Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

COSTUME PARTIES - A place to express the real you while leaving yourself an out when confronted.

CRAPO - Here lies Crapo The WORST clown ever!

TAGS: here lies crapo
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Chef


TAGS: united sillies of america
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Pretend-American Sean

Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:29 pm
Foreign president? Well, yes I get the sarcasm. Sad thing is that some people STILL believe that Obama isn't America, despite that it is now proven so far without a doubt that he is that "the government is run by aliens" is equally logical.
Pretend-American Sean - October 20, 2009, 12:54 pm
Thanks. And I do love your country, by the way, so much so that most of my invisible friends are also Pretend-Americans.
Zed - October 20, 2009, 1:48 am
High Sarcasm. I approve.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
Don't you hate when good sarcasm brings out REAL idiots.
rockntractor - October 19, 2009, 10:28 pm
Oh my! We have some pissed off commies.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:34 pm
The pay him less bit was not because of Obama's colour, but becasue that's what you do with out-sourced jobs, and why you out-source them. Or so I'm told at the Klan rallies.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:19 pm
Who Cares - August 9, 2009, 3:23 pm
Wow, this is sooooo funny. And so fresh too, it's not like the whole birther movement fell on it's f*cking face or anything. Check your racism at the door, @sshole.
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:50 pm
Hey, I posted this as "Pretend-American Sean" but it showed up as anonymous. Curious.

Free Range Hillbillies -

BULLIES BEWARE! - The Nerds You Pick On Will Grow Up to be FBI Agents and HUNT YOU DOWN!!


TAGS: we were all allies
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - May 7, 2009, 8:13 pm
Thanks, RTB. This was a really difficult subject to broach, I don't think her survivors talked as much as they maybe should have.
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 8:09 am
Good One. Read many books and watched many docu's on the subject.

impossible -

TAGS: nineteen counting reality tv show families
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 6:44 am
I've met the eldest, and did some work for 'em. He, at least, seems legit. Of course, this was pre-fame, at least two kids ago.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 10, 2014, 1:18 pm
The one up top closest to the guy who looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock.
Greeny - January 8, 2014, 5:40 pm
Which one is the clown car?
EmilioDumphque - January 8, 2014, 3:18 pm
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." -Jesus (Matthew 10:34) Most Christians don't follow the teachings of Jesus, but the teachings of Saul of Tarsus, the Roman double agent.


CHARLIE SHEEN - What the hell is with the god damn tropical shirts!!!

the pretty butterflies -

TAGS: cute kitten tormented by b***erflies
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:37 am
Thanks, Greeny!
Greeny - July 1, 2015, 7:49 pm
Even though I am a member of the anti-cat club, I have to admit admit I like this

Divorce -

TAGS: b***erflies stomach ralph fest frank
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greybeard - September 27, 2015, 10:31 pm
Hahaha. Hangovers and divorce truthfully described.

Captivity -

TAGS: the monster lies not in the cage but outside
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:34 am

Trust me, not your eyes! -

To All McDonald's -

Today -

TAGS: moms kids frazzled today lies quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:18 pm
See the problem? The wooden spoon is still hanging on the wall...
JesusWept - October 19, 2015, 8:00 am
Same sh*t every day. Only the depth varies. L L L L L
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 7:27 am
...but each lap thru gets worse than the time be for... LOL! 5L!

Old Picture -

TAGS: thedge the earliest of days
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:11 pm
Pre-duck lips, I think... even today, ain't going there!
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 12:58 pm
You forgot to make duck lips face! LOL!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:20 pm
That was taken nine months and 21,172 days ago. Tick, tick, tick...
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:04 pm
Ack ! I did a selfie ! I am soo ashamed !
mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:50 pm
Nice selfie!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 11:24 am
Thanks, I can't remember not having a beard though.
concern3 - November 29, 2014, 10:10 am
5er What an imgination
demon001 - November 29, 2014, 9:53 am
EGGsactly what was needed! 5L
GaryO - November 29, 2014, 9:08 am
And you were such a cute little spreemazoot. Way to get thru. The few, the proud, the totally disillusioned.

Hands Down -

boyfriends -

Gonorrhea -

TAGS: disease love lies pain
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2015, 10:52 pm
5L round of applause
JesusWept - April 12, 2015, 2:20 pm


TAGS: secrets lies children infidelity poster
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:00 am
A condo i5 the name for two species of vultures. They are the largest flying land birds in the Western Hemisphere that are difficult to open and never available when needed.

fiction -

TAGS: fiction lies lived favourite
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 7:23 pm
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:10 pm
WOW! This is beautiful, L.A.! Absolutely LUV it! 5 L

Salesmanship -

TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Onegin

Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L

Lest We Forget -

TAGS: dedicated to nathan cirillo patrice vincent the families left to mourn and all other brave fallen of canada
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2014, 12:57 pm
Personally it still doesn't convey the sincere thanks. 1 moment of silence on the 11th day of the 11 month...not enough.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2014, 6:40 am
Very Nice ,Thankyou For That Post .