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Lies Demotivational Poster


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm, #244037
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm, #244027
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


TRUE FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm, #254473
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm, #239462
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm, #222943
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am, #222933
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am, #222932
what a good ph**o!


THAT LAST FART - Well, I think you get the idea...


TAGS: fart gross flies
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Me

vihtori - July 1, 2010, 7:16 pm, #182888
awww man that is RANK how is that even real? 5 lions


COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.


TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Shadows81

Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm, #234626
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am, #233700
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm, #233697
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm, #233641
5L for the truth factor


TRUST THE TRUTH -




DENIAL -


TAGS: lies truth belief
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Sho

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:24 pm, #236212
So true, yet so few have the guts to admit it... 5L
Sho - June 12, 2012, 9:13 pm, #236211
Thank you!
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:55 pm, #236210
This is really good Sho. Cool image, great title and caption.


JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.


TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am, #179398
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm, #179173
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm, #179172
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am, #179157
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am, #179135
=)) so d*** funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm, #179034
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...


TAGS: lies upset believe
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:14 am, #227921
don't worry Rick, isn't my picture and your poster isn't a imitation.
CloudchaserS - January 21, 2012, 11:02 pm, #227912
Reminds me of 141798
rerun - January 21, 2012, 7:48 pm, #227907

not to worry, some pics here have been used several times.
Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 7:36 pm, #227906
Ah... Oops! Didn't know pic was already tagged with a good caption... Well, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" :)
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:55 pm, #227902
nice... a bit complicated version here 140388


WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




INFIDELITY -


TAGS: cheating affair relationship lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:40 am, #199676
and you smell of deceit, and b*** lube....5L


O'DOYLE RULES -


TAGS: bullies
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:24 am, #218706
AHAHA! Im gonna watch billy madison when I get home... age old classic!
rerun - May 17, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218682

Dr. Pepper on my screen. Thanks Airman


DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!


TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both ***es
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm, #124652
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


LITTLE WHITE LIES -




MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...


TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm, #251898
NICE!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm, #248077
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am, #234870
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm, #234859
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


REAL EYES -


TAGS: real eyes realize real lies
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am, #250007
She has SPECIAL EYES!
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm, #182687

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am, #182408
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm, #182209

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm, #182208
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm, #182200
?


EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness


TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm, #168724

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm, #168723
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to t****-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm, #168684
tell me something new...


DOMESTIC VIOLENCE -


TAGS: clowns pies lies and seltzer
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:40 pm, #91826
You're grasping at straws...Wags has no wits!
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:37 pm, #91823
Wags: "Oh, hey Sean what's going on? OWWWWWWW let go of my wits!!!!"
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:31 pm, #91816
Sean don't you worry, this wags clown wouldn't know funny if it walked up and bit him in the wits!
BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:27 pm, #91813
with a touch of sarcasm...and you nailed it my friend!
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:25 pm, #91810
I was going for hypocricy. Pretty sure I nailed it, too.
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:23 pm, #91808
Who the hell's trying to be pc?
MeanGene - June 30, 2009, 5:06 am, #91638
Wag of the finger: distasteful. you've done very poorly at trying to be p.c. lacks funny and wits
Sean - April 11, 2009, 8:24 pm, #72354
Thanks, agdaniele, and for the sake of what I call "the figs" I hope it's a wide fence.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 4:58 pm, #72298
Very well done. You're definitely riding the good-taste fence on a unicycle!


TRUTH -


TAGS: everybody lies
Rating: 4.71/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 6:05 pm, #226080
Scarface...Good Times


MEMORY -


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am, #203116
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons


IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.


TAGS: wishes b***erflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm, #235637
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm, #235636
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am, #235633
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am, #235632
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am, #235631
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am, #235614
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!


ALIEN ABDUCTION! - For when, "I got hammered on moonshine and passed out," just isn't a good-enough excuse.




DEATH IN THE BAND -




CONFORMED -




BULLIES - Some are born that way.




HOW WAS YOUR DAY? -


TAGS: bad dog lies humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 5:21 pm, #249490

I love both species; I really do. I just made the considered decision on the demise of our last cat that I was through scooping cat boxes. FOREVER. We have two 'children' dogs~~and yes~~one of them did poop in the hall and eat a hole in my carpet. & lives
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 4:53 pm, #249488
*Not you? I wish I could delete my comment.
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 4:53 pm, #249487
No you?
GaryO - September 9, 2013, 8:25 am, #249475
Heh, cats…..so maligned…so deservedly maligned. Good doggy. Who’s good boy.


HURRICANE SANDY -


TAGS: hurricane supplies
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - October 29, 2012, 7:06 pm, #240244
HAHA! That was a good laugh. 5 raised glasses.
ughomer - October 29, 2012, 6:17 pm, #240238
Good timing ~ 5L


LOVE -


TAGS: truth harsh cheater lies wsc
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by WereSteaminCleveland

spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm, #222524
Nice one, Cleveland.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm, #222523
Post to Moti-twist also
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm, #222522
nice!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 6:09 pm, #222515
I think is very true!
WereSteaminCleveland - August 5, 2011, 5:53 pm, #222514
Thanks, the first lines just something ive always said!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 5:47 pm, #222512
awe5ome


DESTINY -




UGLY TRUTH -




ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...


TAGS: ice fishing deadliest catch crabs
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by whatukno

whatukno - July 29, 2010, 12:37 am, #186873
Thank you, thank you very much :)
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:06 pm, #186827
Nice one. 5L


TORQUE - It comes in small packages


TAGS: dragrace wheelies gremlin auto car
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sundog

Swampfox - October 20, 2012, 3:00 am, #240073
There was a street legal version of that where I grew up. Driver was in the back seat.


PUT ME DOWN ! - Bullies they come in all shapes and seizes !


TAGS: bullies africa elephants lizzard funny
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by MFS

jinks - July 15, 2010, 6:50 am, #184789
If the lizard tail was shorter. You could pretend it was a tortoise.


ALLIES - The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your allies - Murphy War Law




VERACITY -


TAGS: truth lies sadness self destructive blues
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Rick69 - April 12, 2015, 11:04 am, #260756
Made me look up "veracity"... Not even mad. Great composition.
mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:55 am, #260517
Excellent choice of ph**o! Truth well told! Going on the wall! 5L
Reality Lord - March 23, 2015, 6:33 am, #260497

WOW! i think you just raised the bar...a mile.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:16 pm, #260491
Gonna hafta start callin' you Oldsob if you keep this up
lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 7:38 pm, #260489

Goajus!


phobias -




Yours, Mine & Ours -


TAGS: truth lies riot anarchy ferguson
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 24, 2014, 10:23 pm, #256334
LoL :)
GaryO - August 24, 2014, 8:23 pm, #256332
Not sure why, but I just got a hankerin’ fer gingerbread.


WHENEVER YOU NEED ME - I'll be busy at work


TAGS: men man troubles lies love
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Meezinha

Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:25 am, #153635
The reverse of this would be, whenever I need her, she'll decide that she needs me more. Therefore, anything I want is selfish.
Derek - January 22, 2010, 1:45 am, #153624
Edvard Munch?


BUBBLES -




the inside -




Loopholes -


TAGS: siblings fights bullies exceptions
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:52 pm, #250899
Well an understanding thank you from an oldest sister.
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:59 pm, #250886
My younger sister never understood it was just the natural law of first born, first dibs. 5 big brotherly Ls.


East Is The New West -




T•R•U•T•H - The worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth


TAGS: lying lies truth
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by merlehoffa

EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 5:21 pm, #242356
Perhaps past experience suggested it was the wiser course.
merlehoffa - January 8, 2013, 12:34 am, #242277
Thank you!
TheSanityInspector - January 7, 2013, 12:24 pm, #242254
Bullseye.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:16 am, #242249
Nicely done 5L.


Back to School -




AIRMAN - I had to stop driving my car for a while the tires got dizzy.




THE BREAKING POINT -




FAMOUS - It doesn't equal pretty!


TAGS: ugliest famous chick that people inexplicably think is h**
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Me_ - November 30, 2009, 4:29 pm, #141198
http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 9:43 am, #140886
"Neigh!!" 5 wins by a nose
Cloudchaser - November 29, 2009, 8:11 am, #140864
By what definition is she ugly? Difficulty, nothing opinion based or otherwise arbitrary.
Arkot - November 29, 2009, 7:12 am, #140863
in the words of Jeremy Clarkson "She looks like a boiled horse"


PROFESSIONAL SAND CASTLE CONSTRUCTION - My Guidance Counselor Lied


TAGS: lies jobs
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by valkor

valkor - January 8, 2011, 9:14 pm, #209458
I didn't think this was my funniest submission but it is the first one I got approved.
deerbag - January 8, 2011, 7:17 am, #209396
great ph**o
Claire - January 8, 2011, 12:59 am, #209394
Funny. Could be better with a little more depth to it.


COWBOYS AND ALIENS - You have been watching too much Deadliest Warrior.




GREAT LIES - Our Weather Girl forecast 2-4 inches... Something tells me there will be no pleasing this woman.....


TAGS: snow lies winter
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by boatoaf

pzykosiz - February 27, 2011, 7:07 pm, #213250
too late, you won't be getting that back anytime soon
Hawamleh - February 26, 2011, 5:14 pm, #213210
leave now, before it sucks in your soul.
boatoaf - February 26, 2011, 2:40 pm, #213208
and thank you for your input!
steph1 - February 26, 2011, 2:14 pm, #213205
nice first poster - welcome to the crazy world


ARACHNOPHOBIA - Not just spiders, it applies to scorpions as well... Especially grey ones!


TAGS: not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:26 am, #178922
usually it cracks
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:23 am, #178920
Doesn't your mirror fog up then????
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:20 am, #178919
I've seen that face before....when I've walked out of the shower :) 5L
deadraisin - June 3, 2010, 7:16 am, #178911
You of course are forgetting the often overlooked third arachnoid. TERMITES! Ooh scarier still.


TIME'S FUNNY - When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and the next thing you're 50 and your childhood fits into a rusty little box




FLIES - If you ever wondered where they go during the Winter, they are on holiday.




WHAT!? -


TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125880
they're*
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125879
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm, #125877

they need Guiness for that


CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX - Only the Mainstream Media, extreme left and the scarecrow still support this scam. Sadly, they all suffer from the same condition.


TAGS: funny humor global warming lies oz
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - January 21, 2012, 2:53 am, #227871
Here's a good site for you to review. http://climatechangefacts.info/ v/r,
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 8:00 am, #227539
how do we explain to them that we couldve stopped all the bull**** from climate change, but we didnt? will they look at us the same way we saw the architects of the cold war? but the bombs never did drop. future generations may see us as worse...
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 7:57 am, #227538
2 of the factors are cosmic radiation, which affects cloud formation, and is out of our control. and carbon dioxide, which is something we CAN control. if we choose. if we do not, how can we explain to future generations that we LET it happen?
TerrorAustralis - January 13, 2012, 7:51 am, #227537
the fact that the sun has the largest effect is obvious. but the fluctuations in the output of the sun are not directly related to the temperatures on earth a comparison of solar output to temperature indicates that other factors are at play
WTFO - January 8, 2012, 11:26 pm, #227374
and we should be good stewards of the resources and respect nature. However, we shouldn't believe people who have hidden and distorted facts about the causes of a natural cycle for their own wealth and power.
WTFO - January 8, 2012, 11:23 pm, #227373
Not exactly. I think we should acknowledge that the sun has had the biggest impact on our environment throughout the existence of Earth and that the planet has always gone through warming and cooling cycles. People certainly have impact on the planet...
TerrorAustralis - January 5, 2012, 8:11 am, #227283
so basically, you're an advocate of "we're f***ed anyway, lets die having fun!" because if the sun is cooking us, we are completely and utterly f***ed. we need to build spaceships and leave if the sun is going bad on us. whos going to pay for the ships?
fred - December 5, 2009, 8:37 pm, #142965
We have still on a solar minimum. What retarded scam are you going to tell us about next? How we never went to the moon perhaps?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:05 am, #142007
The biggest factor appears to be that bright yellow thing in the sky during the days, not us. Our impact is much less significant than these scam artists would have you believe.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:03 am, #142003
some of the same "scientists" claimed we were heading for an Ice Age and we needed to take action to warm the globe. Then global warming, now climate change. Here's truth (from climatologists) the Earth's climate has always and will continue to change.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:02 am, #142002
Derek, political alarmists and scientists who invested in carbon credits don't have any integrity left on this topic. It's "settled science" that they cooked the books and suppressed conflicting info instead of incorporating it into the data. In the 70s
Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:44 pm, #141874
*territory whoops
Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:43 pm, #141873
personally, i enjoy global warming. Normally it has gotten to the "ITS f***ING COLD" terrotory up here. Tomorrow they say its going to be 60. Yay global warming keep up the good work
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:23 am, #141757
Would that condition be Rectal Hypoxia? 5 Gaseous Lions!
mejes - December 2, 2009, 2:15 am, #141673
See I liked Crichton's State of Fear, it does use science and explains all the so called specialists. Makes me sad though, I love science, I hate to see it bastardized just like religion was, by people who want power.
Derek - December 2, 2009, 2:11 am, #141669
Let's ignore the specialists. We know better because... because.. we're more comfortable burning the last of the oil and coal.


TWO-FLIES - Buttsecks!




JIM CARRY - possibly the craziest man on earth.... besides Charlie Sheen.




The Best Democracy Money Can Buy -


TAGS: democracy money greed america lies
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 26, 2014, 1:03 am, #253825
:) :)
Reality Lord - March 25, 2014, 4:00 pm, #253820

excellent series.


THEY OPEN STUFF FOR YOU AT THE REST HOME -


TAGS: october calendar one is the loneliest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:04 am, #239645
Ain’t it the truth…then discovering the perforation on the back after slitting the wires on the headset with an exacto blade.
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:35 am, #239607
Those Packages Are Something Else I Don't Know How Many Times I Cut My Hands !


That's Classified -




nope... -




bird bullies -




disbelief -




PEOPLE -


TAGS: democracy bull lies cans hammy
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:23 pm, #243912
They censored swal*ow
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:22 pm, #243911
I only rattle when I s****** the can


A Little Piece Of Heaven -


TAGS: bacon heaven price lies
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:38 am, #246884
Maybe the decimal is in the wrong place...teehee
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 8:56 pm, #246879
I would riot if bacon was that expensive. That better not just be bacon but the best d*** bacon in the world!
MissPriss - June 21, 2013, 7:44 pm, #246877
Expensive for a pound of bacon...pretty reasonable for getting in on a ground level deal for heaven.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2013, 11:20 am, #246872

whoa...no ones says anything about the price of bacon?


Truth -




NET WORTH -




family secrets -


TAGS: family secrets lies
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - January 7, 2014, 12:12 am, #252000
Thanks for the chicks cynic! :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2014, 6:48 pm, #251981
Awe man! Classic, CL! 5 chicks. Lol
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:43 pm, #251970
Got it, 'cept I thought only skeletons were kept in the closet? You're looking pretty plump there little!
chickenlittle - January 4, 2014, 8:35 pm, #251923
lol, I was afraid no one would get this but looks like at least one person did :)


Snore Stopper -




crows -


TAGS: as the crow flies
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 10:02 pm, #252136
I like the Ph**o


TRANSPARANCY -


TAGS: transparent lies pretence face time
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 4:59 pm, #229793
Thanks :) . . . I guess playing around with Paint gets cool things done! Anyways, if Mr M does change the background colour. . . well this poster is screwed!
forseti - February 18, 2012, 7:20 am, #229778
great idea, Rick! And Mr.M isn't allowed to change the site any more... ;)
GaryO - February 17, 2012, 4:43 pm, #229749
WOW Rick, that seem to go deeper than this ol’ shallow mind. I do know this, though; we are all natural born liars, to ourselves. Those lies are sometimes never transparent, however……. 5 for the composition


BUG ME VALENTINE - Generating even more bugs!




MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!




IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH - You will see that every victory turns into a defeat


TAGS: too high hopes are lies
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - June 6, 2011, 1:38 pm, #219633
Thx.
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:34 pm, #219630

yup...n1 sho
crankyhead - June 5, 2011, 2:41 pm, #219611
5plendid


HA HA HA -




Prince of Darkness -




L•Y•I•N•G - Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.




COSTUME PARTIES - A place to express the real you while leaving yourself an out when confronted.




CRAPO - Here lies Crapo The WORST clown ever!


TAGS: here lies crapo
Rating: 3.56/5

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OUT-SOURCING -


TAGS: united sillies of america
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Pretend-American Sean

Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:29 pm, #169235
Foreign president? Well, yes I get the sarcasm. Sad thing is that some people STILL believe that Obama isn't America, despite that it is now proven so far without a doubt that he is that "the government is run by aliens" is equally logical.
Pretend-American Sean - October 20, 2009, 12:54 pm, #128383
Thanks. And I do love your country, by the way, so much so that most of my invisible friends are also Pretend-Americans.
Zed - October 20, 2009, 1:48 am, #128215
High Sarcasm. I approve.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm, #128139
Don't you hate when good sarcasm brings out REAL idiots.
rockntractor - October 19, 2009, 10:28 pm, #128131
Oh my! We have some pissed off commies.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:34 pm, #106593
The pay him less bit was not because of Obama's colour, but becasue that's what you do with out-sourced jobs, and why you out-source them. Or so I'm told at the Klan rallies.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:19 pm, #106590
Huh?
Who Cares - August 9, 2009, 3:23 pm, #106453
Wow, this is sooooo funny. And so fresh too, it's not like the whole birther movement fell on it's f*cking face or anything. Check your racism at the door, @sshole.
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:50 pm, #105445
Hey, I posted this as "Pretend-American Sean" but it showed up as anonymous. Curious.


Free Range Hillbillies -




BULLIES BEWARE! - The Nerds You Pick On Will Grow Up to be FBI Agents and HUNT YOU DOWN!!




GHOSTS OF LENINGRAD -


TAGS: we were all allies
Rating: 3.06/5

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Haarakkon - May 7, 2009, 8:13 pm, #78630
Thanks, RTB. This was a really difficult subject to broach, I don't think her survivors talked as much as they maybe should have.
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 8:09 am, #78464
Good One. Read many books and watched many docu's on the subject.


impossible -


TAGS: nineteen counting reality tv show families
Rating: 2.33/5

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Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 6:44 am, #252080
I've met the eldest, and did some work for 'em. He, at least, seems legit. Of course, this was pre-fame, at least two kids ago.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 10, 2014, 1:18 pm, #252067
The one up top closest to the guy who looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock.
Greeny - January 8, 2014, 5:40 pm, #252024
Which one is the clown car?
EmilioDumphque - January 8, 2014, 3:18 pm, #252021
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." -Jesus (Matthew 10:34) Most Christians don't follow the teachings of Jesus, but the teachings of Saul of Tarsus, the Roman double agent.


AXIS & ALLIES -




CHARLIE SHEEN - What the hell is with the god damn tropical shirts!!!




the pretty butterflies -


TAGS: cute kitten tormented by b***erflies
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:37 am, #261846
Thanks, Greeny!
Greeny - July 1, 2015, 7:49 pm, #261842
Even though I am a member of the anti-cat club, I have to admit admit I like this


Captivity -


TAGS: the monster lies not in the cage but outside
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:34 am, #259848
AMEN BROTHER


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To All McDonald's -




Old Picture -


TAGS: thedge the earliest of days
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:11 pm, #258456
Pre-duck lips, I think... even today, ain't going there!
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 12:58 pm, #258452
You forgot to make duck lips face! LOL!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:20 pm, #258420
That was taken nine months and 21,172 days ago. Tick, tick, tick...
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:04 pm, #258416
Ack ! I did a selfie ! I am soo ashamed !
mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:50 pm, #258414
Nice selfie!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 11:24 am, #258407
Thanks, I can't remember not having a beard though.
concern3 - November 29, 2014, 10:10 am, #258405
5er What an imgination
demon001 - November 29, 2014, 9:53 am, #258403
EGGsactly what was needed! 5L
GaryO - November 29, 2014, 9:08 am, #258401
And you were such a cute little spreemazoot. Way to get thru. The few, the proud, the totally disillusioned.


Hands Down -




Gonorrhea -


TAGS: disease love lies pain
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2015, 10:52 pm, #260767
5L round of applause
JesusWept - April 12, 2015, 2:20 pm, #260762
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......5


JUST ASKING -


TAGS: secrets lies children infidelity poster
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:00 am, #260264
A condo i5 the name for two species of vultures. They are the largest flying land birds in the Western Hemisphere that are difficult to open and never available when needed.


Salesmanship -


TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.86/5

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Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am, #262145
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am, #262143
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L


fiction -


TAGS: fiction lies lived favourite
Rating: 4.78/5

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Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 7:23 pm, #262068
Favorite!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:10 pm, #262057
WOW! This is beautiful, L.A.! Absolutely LUV it! 5 L


Lest We Forget -


TAGS: dedicated to nathan cirillo patrice vincent the families left to mourn and all other brave fallen of canada
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2014, 12:57 pm, #257851
Personally it still doesn't convey the sincere thanks. 1 moment of silence on the 11th day of the 11 month...not enough.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2014, 6:40 am, #257838
Very Nice ,Thankyou For That Post .


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